How to cross the border [as a cat] between Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan. Detailed videos, ultimate guide!!
Roles:
[Passport controller: Lady in Red]
[You: The Cat]
Part one: when the passport controller first spots you
Passport controller [just walking, then sees something interesting]: Ohhh, ooooo, ooo… Foreigner! Ahaha, COOL! Heeey there, foreigner!!
Part two: the first impression of you
Passport controller: Let me look you closer… Ooooo, you really are a foreigner!!! SO cool! Tourist!!! AHAHAAHA!
Part three: everyone should know that you’re there
Passport controller: Heyyy, everyone! Look what I found, a foreigner!!! /………………../ Nooo, she is mine, give her baaaack!
Part four: checking your passport
Passport controller: Okay, let me see your passport… Hehe, cool! Estonia… Hehe!
Part five: let’s get the boring part done
Passport controller: Okay, let’s get it done… So put stamps here… Yeaaah… Noo! Slowly-slowly please, then she can stay longer!!
Part six: baggage control
Passport controller: Okay… I’m gonna check her luggage!!!! Okay, I didn’t find anything… But let me check one more time, so she can stay longer!!!!
Part seven: double check
Passport controller: Uuuukey, so, here we go… I’m not sure what I’m looking for but I’m pretending that I found something!!!! So she can stay looongeeer.
Part eight: FOREIGNER, still so COOL!
Passport controller: Ohhh, I LOVE this foreigner sooooo much!!! I never let her go!!!
Part nine: the end
Passport controller: AHAHAHAA, what a nice day!!! Okay, bye!
🙂
Madle
